maisassygirl: I HATE EVERYONE - DAMMIT DOLLS TIME.

Friday, August 1, 2014

I HATE EVERYONE - DAMMIT DOLLS TIME.

#ootd

Army Jacket: Jac Vanek

Dress: Jouetie

Sandals: Birkenstocks from FANCY

Don't you ever have those days where you just HATE everyone!? It's usually not personal, but most likely because something bad happened to you.. and the entire day consisted of things that consecutively continued to get worst..IT JUST.. WASN'T..YOUR...DAY... and everyone around you starts saying things that you don't want to hear, especially those who are trying to give you advice when you don't need it...I know all my mommy friends feel like this a lot..you are trying so hard to be the best mom you can be but everyone around you feels they are entitled to tell you how you should be raising your child..I know what you're thinking..you just want to say DAMMIT..I hate you. Shut up. Seriously though, annoying comments really just come at the worst times. I don't really hate you, or anyone. I'm just in a bad mood because my 2 year old refused to go to bed at a reasonable hour last night and I was up until the butt of dawn doing work and only slept 2 hours. This caused me to wake up late, forcing me to skip my shower leaving my hair super gross..but I take the time to just wet my bangs and blow dry them so my hair is not a complete disaster...I jump in my car only to discover that I left my computer on the kitchen table. When I go in to get it, I spill the cup of coffee that was left on the table by someone. I clean it up and head to work (carefully). There are more cars on the street than usual and I hit every red light. I get to the front door of the office and while my hands are full carrying all my stuff, I realize I left my office key in the cup holder in my car. WTF. I get into the office and the internet is not working. WHY!!! Fast-foward..I have lunch with a friend and she tells me that I look tired. DUH. and she continues to tell me that I should sleep earlier. DUH again. She starts giving me advice on how to put my toddler to bed - mind you she is not married nor has a child. ANYWAY. Sometimes we just have bad days, but how much better would our situation be if we had a DAMMIT DOLL handy!?? What's a DAMMIT DOLL?? um, the BEST IDEA ever... Let me tell you why.

"Whenever things don't go so well, and you want to hit the wall and yell, here's a little dammit doll that you can't do without. Just grasp it firmly by the legs and find a place to slam it. And as you whack the stuffing out yell DAMMIT!! DAMMIT!! DAMMIT!!!"

They look like cute VOODOO DOLLS too don't they!? I'm sure you can stick pins in them too if that makes you feel better. How I wished I had a dammit doll today.